《施氏食獅史》是一篇由趙元任所寫的設限文章。全文共九十一字（連標題九十六字），每字的國語發音都是shi。《施氏食獅史》這篇短文都能看懂，可是如果你讀給別人聽，他是無論如何也聽不懂的！

《施氏食獅史》
石室詩士施氏，嗜獅，誓食十獅。施氏時時適市視獅。十時，適十獅適市。是時，適施氏適市。氏視是十獅，恃矢勢，使是十獅逝世。氏拾是十獅屍，適石室。石室濕，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始試食是十獅。食時，始識是十獅，實十石獅屍。試釋是事。

只用一個發音來敘述一件事，除了中文，怕是再無其他語言能做到了。

斯詩實拾
私思是師

失噓司廝
絲絲師施




[紫林居士] 善知識
拆字 斗數 陽宅 姓名 禪定-氣功

可以念啦，小時候聽相聲，吳兆南跟魏龍豪兩位先生的段子裡，就有在念啊。

話說，好像英文也一樣有繞口令喔，不過手上沒有，
不知道有沒有哪位大大手上有英文的繞口令，可以貼出來分享的？

</font><blockquote><font class="small">回應:</font><hr /><br /> 哪位大大手上有英文的繞口令，可以貼出來分享的？ <br /><br /><hr /></blockquote><font class="post"> <br /><br /><br />英文 Tongue Twister ...好多...<br /><br />Cheap ship trip <----讀得快試試看 <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/coldsweat.gif" alt="" /><br /><br />Betty Botter had some butter,<br />"But," she said, "this butter's bitter.<br />If I bake this bitter butter,<br />it would make my batter bitter.<br />But a bit of better butter--<br />that would make my batter better."<br /><br />So she bought a bit of butter,<br />better than her bitter butter,<br />and she baked it in her batter,<br />and the batter was not bitter.<br />So 'twas better Betty Botter<br />bought a bit of better butter.<br />A Tudor who tooted a flute<br />tried to tutor two tooters to toot.<br />Said the two to their tutor,<br />"Is it harder to toot<br />or to tutor two tooters to toot?"<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Shy Shelly says she shall sew sheets.<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />I am not the pheasant plucker,<br />I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.<br />I am only plucking pheasants<br />'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Sam's shop stocks short spotted socks.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />A flea and a fly flew up in a flue.<br />Said the flea, "Let us fly!"<br />Said the fly, "Let us flee!"<br />So they flew through a flaw in the flue.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Lesser leather never weathered wetter weather better.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />A bitter biting bittern<br />Bit a better brother bittern,<br />And the bitter better bittern<br />Bit the bitter biter back.<br />And the bitter bittern, bitten,<br />By the better bitten bittern,<br />Said: "I'm a bitter biter bit, alack!"<br /><br /><br />-------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Mr. See owned a saw.<br />And Mr. Soar owned a seesaw.<br />Now See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw<br />Before Soar saw See,<br />Which made Soar sore.<br />Had Soar seen See's saw<br />Before See sawed Soar's seesaw,<br />See's saw would not have sawed<br />Soar's seesaw.<br />So See's saw sawed Soar's seesaw.<br />But it was sad to see Soar so sore<br />Just because See's saw sawed<br />Soar's seesaw!<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />Cheap ship trip.<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I cannot bear to see a bear<br />Bear down upon a hare.<br />When bare of hair he strips the hare,<br />Right there I cry, "Forbear!"<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Fat frogs flying past fast.<br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br />I need not your needles, they're needless to me;<br />For kneading of noodles, 'twere needless, you see;<br />But did my neat knickers but need to be kneed,<br />I then should have need of your needles indeed.<br /><br /><br />Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.<br />Did Peter Piper pick a peck of pickled peppers?<br />If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers,<br />where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?<br /><br />Six sick slick slim sycamore saplings.<br /><br />A big black bug bit a big black bear,<br />made the big black bear bleed blood.<br /><br />One smart fellow, he felt smart.<br />Two smart fellows, they felt smart.<br />Three smart fellows, they all felt smart.<br /><br />"Surely Sylvia swims!" shrieked Sammy, surprised.<br />"Someone should show Sylvia some strokes so she shall not sink."<br /><br />A Tudor who tooted a flute<br />tried to tutor two tooters to toot.<br />Said the two to their tutor,<br />"Is it harder to toot<br />or to tutor two tooters to toot?"<br /><br />I am not the pheasant plucker,<br />I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.<br />I am only plucking pheasants<br />'cause the pheasant plucker's running late.<br /><br /><br />Sarah sitting in her Chevrolet,<br />All she does is sits and shifts,<br />All she does is sits and shifts.<br /><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br /><br />Ned Nott was shot <br />and Sam Shott was not. <br />So it is better to be Shott <br />than Nott. <br />Some say Nott <br />was not shot. <br />But Shott says <br />he shot Nott. <br />Either the shot Shott shot at Nott <br />was not shot, <br />or <br />Nott was shot. <br />If the shot Shott shot shot Nott, <br />Nott was shot. <br />But if the shot Shott shot shot Shott, <br />then Shott was shot, <br />not Nott. <br />However, <br />the shot Shott shot shot not Shott -- <br />but Nott. <br /><br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Three twigs twined tightly.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />There was a young fisher named Fischer<br />Who fished for a fish in a fissure.<br />The fish with a grin,<br />Pulled the fisherman in;<br />Now they're fishing the fissure for Fischer.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Pretty Kitty Creighton had a cotton batten cat.<br />The cotton batten cat was bitten by a rat.<br />The kitten that was bitten had a button for an eye,<br />And biting off the button made the cotton batten fly.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Suddenly swerving, seven small swans<br />Swam silently southward,<br />Seeing six swift sailboats<br />Sailing sedately seaward.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />The ochre ogre ogled the poker.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />If you stick a stock of liquor in your locker,<br />It's slick to stick a lock upon your stock,<br />Or some stickler who is slicker<br />Will stick you of your liquor<br />If you fail to lock your liquor<br />With a lock!<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Shredded Swiss chesse.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />The soldiers shouldered shooters on their shoulders.<br /><br />--------------------------------------------------------------------------------<br /><br />Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,<br />in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,<br />thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb.<br /><br />Now.....if Theophiles Thistle, the successful thistle-sifter,<br />in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,<br />thrust three thousand thistles through the thick of his thumb,<br />see that thou, in sifting a sieve full of un-sifted thistles,<br />thrust not three thousand thistles through the thick of thy thumb.<br /><br />Success to the successful thistle-sifter!<br /><br /><br />Tragedy strategy.<br /><br />Selfish shellfish.<br /><br /><br /><br />各國語言的繞口令~~<br /><br /><a href="http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/" target="_blank">http://www.uebersetzung.at/twister/</a><br />

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石氏師，嗜食獅，
侍試十濕柿，誓矢弒十獅，
石室視獅，獅似恃勢，噬十濕柿，
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