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祖父母的答錄機


Good morning .... At present we are not at home, but please leave your message after you hear the beep.
早安，我們現在不在家，請於嗶聲後留話。

beeeeeppp ...嗶嗶嗶

If you are one of our children, dial 1 and then select the option from 1 to 5 in order of "arrival" so we know who it is.
如果你是我們的孩子，請按1，然後照大小排序按 1 - 5，讓我們知道你是老幾來過電話。

If you need us to stay with the children, press 2
如果你是要我們幫忙帶小孩，請按2

If you want to borrow the car, press 3
如果你想借車子，請按3

If you want us to wash your clothes and ironing, press 4
如果你要我們替你洗燙衣服，請按4

If you want the grandchildren to sleep here tonight, press 5
如果你要把孫子/女放這裡今晚讓我們帶，請按5

If you want us to pick up the kids at school, press 6
如果你要我們去接孩子下課，請按6

If you want us to prepare a meal for Sunday or to have it delivered to your home, press 7
如果你要我們為禮拜天準備餐點或送到你家，請按7

If you want to come to eat here, press 8
如果你想在這裡吃飯，請按8

If you need money, dial 9
如果你想借錢，請按9

If you are going to invite us to dinner, or taking us to the theater, start talking ... we are listening !!!!!!!!!!!"
如果你想請我們去吃飯或請我們去看電影遊玩之類的，請你現在就開始說話, 我們有在聽！！！

我能不能一口氣把全部按鈕都按了